ALL MONSTERS ARE HUMAN

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patrickcherub:

All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

(via pizza)

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: ranells, via pizza)

smellsliketimetravel:

trying to draw your own characters and they look different every time

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(via 666-slut)

gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

(via 666-slut)

hemmosauce:

taking-the-hobbit-to-erebor:

babyferaligator:

picassojawbone:

this show is for little kids but it is the funniest shit I have ever seen

whats that mythbusters dude doin

is this attack on titan

once in art class my teacher played this on the projector for a full hour 

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

family guy is so important all the time

(via jothekitty)

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: untongue, via lohanthony)

memeofficial:

666-slut:

thinkin about luigi passing me and bumping me down to 2nd place in mario kart is making my eye twitch

#you animated scoundrel

(via 666-slut)